| Irritated by people who never seem to have a pen on them, and always 'borrow' yours - permanently? Next time, reach for one of these. To the naked eye, these biros look like run-of-the-mill corporate giveaways. They are in fact immortal advertising keepsakes, the perfect riposte to scrounging colleagues, ungrateful partners and objectionable clients!
Springfield Sexual Addiction Centre
From Perv to Perfect in as Little as 10 Days
Curbing Your Enthusiasm since 1998
www.cold-shower.com
Electrolysis Is Us
The First Name in Unwanted Hair Removal
For those hard-to-reach areas
www.bare-n-lovely.com
Dr Lance Hughes Proctology
Turn Your Head and Cough
301 South main (please use rear entrance)
www.pantsdown.org
Van Nuys Center for Cosmetic Surgery
Specializing in difficult gender reassignments
Tucked behind Ralph's on Rte 123
call 0800-ALLNEWU
Verdant Fields Nudist Camp
Get in Touch with your OUTER Self
Enjoy ping pong, volleyball and our famous bottomless buffet
www.buffisbeautiful.com
Stuffed with Love Taxidermy
No Pet Too Small - Give Us a Call
(ask about our goldfish and turtle discount)
www.fluffyforever.com
Shecky the Clown
Bar Mitzvahs - Weddings - Interventions
call 888 HAR-D-HAR, available 24 x 6
Howie's House of Hair
From barely there to awesome hair in just one hour
www.misterhowie.com
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Where There's Tea There's Hope (Small)Court of Appeal Monkeys
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