Lawyers

A 6"-high lawyer 'doll', with a voice box inside. Press the lawyer to hear advocacy of a totally different kind.

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Cast from ceramic resin and fired in Stoke-on-Trent, this black and gold sign measures 7.5'' x 5.75''. Its superior materials and method of construction mean it will comfortably outlast the lawyer, the dog, and any door you fix it to!

An eye-catching desktop paperweight which looks realistic but is in fact a harmless dummy grenade made from compressed resin. A handy decorative item and great gift idea, 3.75'' high.

A badge with lots of uses! Black with pale blue lettering and a safety-pin attachment, it measures 1.5 inches across and is supplied in packs of 5.

This mini briefcase measures 4'' x 2.5'' - a perfect fit for business and credit cards. Made from faux leather, with a suede interior and locks that click open and shut, it's a precision piece of engineering!

Something completely different for your office - a wall sign which shows you don't take the profession too seriously. Made in England from solid board, measuring 12"x 8".

The Honest Lawyer Pint Glass Set consists of a traditional British pint glass, a bar towel, in the Honest Lawyer design, and four Honest Lawyer coasters, all packaged in an attractive box set, ideal for giving as a present.

This is a fully-functioning breath freshener for junior lawyers who know what it takes to climb the greasy pole. Best buy two of them - there's a lot of ass to kiss!

100% cotton boxer shorts come in cobalt blue, with a picture of the original Carbolic Smoke Ball printed on the left-hand leg.

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The famous All Men are Bastards knife block, complete with 5 high quality knives.

This wooden casket is a genuine pet coffin sourced from - would you believe it? - a company called 'Poffins'. On the front we have fixed a brass-like plate engraved with the words 'Ashes of Difficult Clients', and in the top we have plugged three holes with brass-like eyelets. The result is a desktop penholder like no other.

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How often have you put off a chore, saying "I'll do it when I get a round tuit"? Or had to suffer the same excuse from a colleague at work or from one of your children? Now, at last, you have the answer to those lame excuses. A genuine Round Tuit, made from ceramic and fitted into a handsome mahogany base. It is the ideal coffee mug coaster, but better than that - it is a constant reminder that putting things off never solved a problem.

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A high quality reproduction of the famous Carbolic Smoke Ball which featured in the law case of the same name in 1893. Also doubles as an elegant pen holder.

A keyring made from an original 'bobbin' - the spool used in cotton and woolen mills. Inserted inside is a 30-second timer, connected to a strong ring.

A hit puzzle which poses a simple challenge: get the bottle out of the wooden contraption. Enough to confound even the greatest legal minds. A fun present to take to a dinner party, with bottle enclosed!

The original, one-and-only, accept-no-imitations, Carbolic Smoke Ball 'Legal Advice `Dice'! Indispensable when you are asked for free legal advice!

Smooth-on salvation for liars, cheaters and wrongdoers! Perfect for your client washroom. The high-quality hand cream is lily-scented, with rosemary and aloe.

The 'Wash Away Your Sins' Breath Spray comes in 'Merciful Mint' flavour. Essential oral hygiene for lawyers and court officials coming into regular contact with liars, cheaters and wrong-doers.