Acknowledge your secretary's efforts the only way that works - with brazen flattery! The message on this 12 x 12 inch silk cushion is:
'Behind every successful lawyer is a secretarial genius.'
Not very subtle, but it will be appreciated!

The message on this cushion is:
'FRIDAY - only two more working days til Monday.'
A bitter-sweet present for lawyers racking up billable hours in 15-hour days and 7-day weeks.
The cushion is 100% cotton, measuring 12" x 12".

'The best lawyers have messy offices!'
It might be true. The only problem is - so do the worst!
With this cushion, the lawyer you give it to will always have an alibi for his or her chaotic filing.

Lawyers are a notoriously self-effacing bunch, but do you know any who wouldn't be overjoyed to receive this cushion? And consider it entirely appropriate? The message on its says:
'Other lawyers tremble when they hear my name.'
Hand-stitched in 100% cotton by our lady in West Sussex, and measuring 12" x 12", this is a delightful product that is both flattering and funny.

A 12" x 12" cushion, made from 100% cotton and stitched in West Sussex. Far bigger and superior to other cushions sold elsewhere which are invariably imported from the Far East.

A 12" x 12" cushion, made from 100% cotton and stitched in West Sussex. Far bigger and superior to other cushions sold elsewhere which are invariably imported from the Far East.

A 12" x 12" cushion, made from 100% cotton and stitched in West Sussex. Far bigger and superior to other cushions sold elsewhere which are invariably imported from the Far East.

A 12" x 12" cushion for jurors, court staff, bench and bar. Everyone, in fact, involved in the judicial process.

There are some people in every office who are just too dim to heed the normal signals of a stressed-out lawyer. This cushion is an early-warning device. It says:
'CAUTION - Lawyer under pressure. May bite if provoked.'
Made from 100% cotton in West Sussex, it measures 12" x 12".

Some organisations are more hierarchical than others. This cushion is best suited to those which observe a clear demarcation between the top brass and the slave classes.

No-one likes to pull rank, but it doesn't hurt to occasionally remind people of the pecking order. 100% cotton, and a generous 12'' x 12'', this cushion is an elegant adornment to any legal office.