|The Talking Lawyer|
A 6"-high lawyer 'doll', with a voice box inside. Press the lawyer to hear advocacy of a totally different kind.
This mini briefcase measures 4'' x 2.5'' - a perfect fit for business and credit cards. Made from faux leather, with a suede interior and locks that click open and shut, it's a precision piece of engineering!
|Mousetrap for complaining clients|
A neat little contraption for pesky clients who never stop complaining.
|The Talking Doctor|
The Talking Doctor has an electronic voice box sewn into his body. Squeeze him and, in mellifluous medical tones, he says "Bend over and relax" followed by a slightly disturbing "Hope you have insurance". Other comments, progressively less reassuring follow.
|The Talking Dentist|
The 6"-high Talking Dentist is a great product to give to a dentist, or if you are a dentist yourself, to put in your waiting room. Squeeze the doll once and he says 'Open wide.' Squeeze again, and he says 'You need to floss more', then 'You won't need Novocain for this' and finally 'Squirming will only make it worse.'
|The Talking Estate Agent|
The 6" Talking Estate Agent is hysterical. Squeeze the doll once and she says 'Do I have a house for you!'. Squeeze a second time and she yells 'Location, location, location!' then 'The seller is motivated!' and finally 'It just needs a little TLC.'
|Barrister Rubber Duck|
A rubber duck clothed in barrister's gown and wig.
|Beware of the Lawyer (Wall Plaque)|
Cast from ceramic resin and fired in Stoke-on-Trent, this black and gold sign measures 7.5" x 5.75". Its superior materials and method of construction mean it will comfortably outlast the lawyer, the dog, and any door you fix it to!
|Doctor Rubber Duck|
A mini rubber duck clothed in doctor's tunic.
|A Round Tuit|
How often have you put off a chore, saying "I'll do it when I get a round tuit"? Or had to suffer the same excuse from a colleague at work or from one of your children? Now, at last, you have the answer to those lame excuses. A genuine Round Tuit, made from ceramic and fitted into a handsome mahogany base. It is the ideal coffee mug coaster, but better than that - it is a constant reminder that putting things off never solved a problem.
|Carbolic Smoke Ball Pen Holder|
A high quality reproduction of the famous Carbolic Smoke Ball which featured in the law case of the same name in 1893. Also doubles as an elegant pen holder.
|Sherlock Holmes Rubber Duck|
Holmes as you've never seen him before.
|Famous Grouse with personalised label|
Carbolic has teamed up with The Famous Grouse to provide you with a 70cl bottle of Scotland's finest, with a personalised label. Put the name you want on the front, and you can also add a personal message on the back. For customs/tax reasons, this offer is available only within the UK.
|Embarrassing Pen set|
Irritated by people who never seem to have a pen on them, and always 'borrow' yours - permanently? Next time, reach for one of these.
|Grenade - Free Legal Advice|
An eye-catching desktop paperweight which looks realistic but is in fact a harmless dummy grenade made from compressed resin. 3.75" high.
|Golf Bag Penholder|
A desktop pen holder for the true golf nut. Made of leather, with zipped pouches and proper stitching it's surprisingly well-made! Six inches tall.
|Legal Advice Dice|
The original, one-and-only, accept-no-imitations, Carbolic Smoke Ball 'Legal Advice `Dice'! Indispensable when you are asked for free legal advice!