| | The best birthday card for lawyers ever written: Titled 'Felix Maximus, Deus de Natum' ('Maximum Happiness on the Day of Your Birth), the card is worded in the style of a long winded petition. Here's what is says (© CSBC Ltd):"By this conveyance, the petitioner seeks the furtherance of the state of general amity that has preceded the issuance of this instrument with the intent thereby of avoiding the diminution of said relationship; notwithstanding the aforementioned, it shall be specifically understood that the party of the first part (herein referred to as the sender) desires to fulfill, to the best of sender's abilities, special duties to the party of the second part (hereinafter referred to as sendee) as reflected in the content and implicit sentiments in this instrument (herineafter referred to as cardee); that such duties include, but are not limited to, rendering of specific aid and comfort as appropriate on the occasion of the natal day of the party of the second part; said natal day commonly being accompanied by stress, angst and general ennui, and said parties, feelings and internal humors being further aggravated by the adding of yet another vertical, paraffin-enclosed, wick-activated incendiary device surmounting the generally-accepted sucrose-based bakery confection; by means of this instrument and other communications, the party of the first part seeks to extend the appropriate sympathies in a test that the interpersonal feelings that have marked the relationship hereunto preceding are to be rendered even more vigorously."
© CSBC Ltd
The greeting inside is 'In other words, Happy Birthday!' The card measures 7" x 5" and comes with an envelope. | | Price: £1.30 | | In stock, usually dispatched within 24 hours | | Show price in:    | |
Exhibit A - card & envelopeTime for a Sentence Postcards (12 Pack)
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